Brian’s Camp Lib

BrianHey, Camp Fans!

Since our Operations Manager, Brian had a little scare during his summer camp stay way back when, I thought I’d write him an appropriate Camp Lib in which these campers have a little incident.

If you want, you can write down your own words for the blanks too. Just use the following list of requested words and enjoy your own version of Brian’s Camp Lib below. And remember—a noun is a person, place, thing, or idea; a verb is an action word; and an adjective is a word that describes a noun while an adverb is a word that describes a verb.

 

Have Fun!

 

  1. Nonsense Word
  2. Past Tense Verb
  3. Adjective
  4. Boy’s Name
  5. A Musical Instrument
  6. Plural Food Item
  7. Plural Noun
  8. Girl’s Name
  9. Plural Noun
  10. Verb Ending in ‘ing’
  11. Noun
  12. Adjective
  13. Adverb
  14. Same Boy’s Name from #4.
  15. Adjective
  16. Verb
  17. Noun
  18. Verb Ending in ‘ing’
  19. Adjective
  20. Body Part
  21. Adjective
  22. Same Noun from #11.
  23. Same Girl’s Name from #8
  24. Same Body Part from #20
  25. Same Boy’s Name from #4
  26. Same Noun from #17
  27. Same Girl’s Name from #8
  28. Same Noun from #11
  29. Dog Breed
  30. Noun
  31. Same Body Part from #20

 

Here’s the Lib:

On the last day at Camp ­­­­­­­­­Flibberty Jibbit, after the sun farted and it got real rotund outside, we had a camp fire. Our Cabin Leader, Ryan, played his trombone while we all sat around the fire roasting Twinkies.

Everyone was having a fine time until we heard strange monkeys coming from the woods.

“What was that?!” said Kristy. “It sounded like rustling basketballs and heavy dancing! I think it’s a telephone!”

A squishy downpour put the fire out almost quickly, stranding us in the darkness. A panic fell over us all as Cabin Leader Ryan­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  reminded everyone to “keep shiny and to bite.”

I’ve got a chair here in my backpack,” he said. But as he was searching for it, we heard the leaves­­­­­­­­­­ partying­­­­ and itchy­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  breathing again.

Before I knew it, there was this warmth on my buttocks­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  and stinky­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  smell hitting my nose. I grew very nervous that this was the telephone­­­­­­­­­­­­­  that Kristy­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  had spoken of.

The hot air grew until its slobbering tongue licked my buttocks­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  and I shrieked in terror.

Cabin Leader Ryan­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  had found his chair­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  at this point, promptly revealing that Kristy’s­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  telephone­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  was actually a happy Schnauzer­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­, wagging its jellyfish­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­  and continuing to slobber all over my buttocks­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­.

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